Ah Gua is the terror!
There are boys, there are girls, and there are those kinds in the middle, that we call them Ah Gua, Pondan, Okama, She-Guy, Bapuk, Wadam, Waria, Bences, Banci, or Bencong. They are creepy when they tempting guys with their effeminate gestures and faces. And they are even scarier when they angry…since they get men strength. I got a tale from my friend that his hands was cut by an Ah Gua with a sickle (serius, tuh bencong bawa celurit!) when that friend of mine was angrily resisting that bencong’s flirting. Therefore, sane men would escape once they see those wadams….except if they were Satpol PP, di mana ntar bencongnya yang lari duluan! RoFL.
Hmm…I got some experience with those pondans…and it was not only one….THREE OF THEM. I was walking crossing the road to Grand Indonesia when encountered those three heavily deformed Destiny’s Child…..and one of them say, dengan nada kebencongannya yang khas…”Hei, orang ganteng……”
Allahu akbar! Feet, do my stuff!!!
Gw langsung ambil langkah seribu, takut mereka menggodaku lebih jauh. While running, ada satu hal yang lebih menakutkan yang gw bayangin. WHAT IF THEY CHASE ME?! Bukan apa2, mereka larinya kenceng2…since their feet are used to dodge those Police Forces (Satpol PP), and as the result, according to Lammarck’s theory, they can run faster than normal humans. Two possibilities will happen if they were really go after me:
1. Gw bakalan kejar2an maraton keliling Jakarta bareng mereka, which will result in our death in fatigue (matinya dikejar bencong, gak elit amat deh booo….)
2. I will be caught….and the further events will be very creepy that I could not imagine.
Tapi luckily, they did not chase me. Alhamdulillahirobbilalamin.
Dan kemaren, a gang of my friends yg baru pulang bimbel also encountered an experience with one bapuk. So, those quadruple saw a She-guy di jalan. Motivated with fear, one of them that was behind the rest, pushed his friends, pingin kabur duluan so that the bencong won’t see him. Since the other guys were scared as well, they pushed each other, dulu2an kabur.
Then, while they were busy nyerobot each other…..
The pondan glared at them.
My God.
Lucky for them, tu bencong gak ngapa2in. He’s only mumbled: “Sama2 punya kon*** kok takut….” (Why scared? You and I have cocks, don’t we?)
Well, that concludes my post today. Remember, always be aware of pondans wherever they are. Waspadalah! Waspadalah dong ahhh…..
